My anger, if Cassel is not started, will only be matched by Irishes aggressive sexual ambiguity, and Titus’ lust for clothes from ‘Mens Wherehouse.’ What? This post doesn’t make sense? Neither does sticking with Ponder. Okay, you got the point, time to have some fun…..hashtag….nacho fountain……..
I swear if they start Ponder after the bye week I will start washing my hands BEFORE I make drinks for people.
This is the funniest skit yet from these guys, ENJOY!
So the Vikings get a homecoming game against the Brownies. Hopefully the coaches are aware of the ingredients. If most of us on this blog actually baked brownies, I would be skeptical to eat more than three.
I’m not gonna pick on the collective retard that is the Browns, I just say we better not have a bad trip, and go 0-3.
Hey, at least we get to see our boys in action.
Maybe even this guy…
To your health dudes…
A few days ago I painted a sad picture when it comes to hamstring ruptures in the NFL. Today I will try to redeem myself by sharing a hopeful message that Demond Bishop has a great chance to return to be the playmaking linebacker he once was.
According to Dr. J.R. Rudzki a Sports-Medicine Specialist who has worked with the St. Louis Rams and other Professional sports teams, says hamstring tendon avulsions haven’t been well studied with NFL players. However, Rudzki thinks research “suggests” patients have roughly 70 to 85 percent odds of being able to return to their desired level of sports activity.
The good news for Bishop is that the last time the Vikings took a chance on a player returning from a serious hamstring tear, they hit the jackpot. Kyle Rudolph was selected in the second round of the 2011 draft when some teams were questioning his durability after he ruptured his hamstring at Notre Dame.
After 2 seasons in the NFL, Rudolph is looking great and kicking ass. So, my message to Bishop and all Vikings fans is, if Rudy can come back to win ProBowl MVP honors… Surely, Desmond can have a successful return and make a run at defensive MVP.
Chew Bacca, (no relation to Jeff Baca) was a walk on during OTA’s at Winter Park. Though undrafted, he had an impressive combine, though he ran a 16.4- 40, he set a record in the bench press, lifting until asked to please stop.
Per coach Leslie Frasier; “Chewy has a lot to offer our team. His thick fur coat will certainly aid us as we play outside at the Gopher hole in 2014 and 2015. Also in ota’s, he was hitting a Clay Mathews size target with that laser crossbow at 80 yards. I have a lot of confidence in that young fellow, and our ability to communicate with Mr. Bacca. I don’t foresee him ever ripping Bill Musgraves arms off.”
Said Bacca about competing in camp with Charlie Johnson; “GWAAAAAAAAAAA………BAAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAGGGWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”