The Vikings have added another chapter to their woeful attempts at at making the world believe they’re a football team while underneath the lights of prime time. It doesn’t matter if it’s a scheduled prime time game, or one that’s forced because the stadium had just collapsed, this team has been non-existent in every prime time game they’ve played since way back in the before time … the time outside of memory … that area of haze in the back of your head that got washed further away by the countless number of beers you drank attempting to forget the latest prime time flop.
The Packers handed us 42 donuts before our offense even started to move the ball. Ponder added a great story to his resume that he’ll be presenting to Wal-Mart in a couple of months. And now we know for certain that the problem wasn’t all coaching, some players really are just that bad.
So now we have Detroit coming to town in 10-days, who’s sitting atop the division with what looks to be a complete team for the first time in ages. They may be due for a slump, right?