Scroll: Reboot

The Scroll franchise has been going on for a while and like all movie franchises after a certain point they need to be started over. Many people hate these reboots as they never seem to be able to hold a candle to the original. Hopefully this reboot will make people forget about the scroll that started it all atleast till next time.

124 comments on “Scroll: Reboot

  1. I would like your thoughts on this plan of attack for the draft:
    The Vikings trade back with a team in the early teens 13-15 picking up a 2nd round pick and some late ones. Then trading back again to around 20-22 and getting a 3rd and another late pick. With the now 20 something pick they draft OT\G Zach Martin and trad up into the back end of the 1st with the 2 seconds rounders and draft QB Garoppolo to make such he is gotten.
    With the 3 third round picks the Vikings could find some very good value picks, like CBs Pierre Desir or Stanley Jean-Baptiste, MLB Christian Jones or OLB Christian Kirksey, and S Craig Loston or S Dion Bailey.

    • In my opinion we should trade up and get Bortles forfeiting whatever it takes. A good QB will elevate the team and eliminate a lot of our weaknesses. I’d love to have Zach Martin but is a LG more important to our offense then a QB? Is any defensive position more important then a QB? If they like a guy go get him.

  2. They said Bridgewater stares down his WR’s too, must be all the craze. I’d like to see them staff the team in a manner that we quit giving up the big play in the fourth quarter and lose the game. What ever position that entails, opposing teams must be licking their chops when they get the Vikings D in a third and long situation. I’m tired of that.

  3. Hmmmm…Bridgewater refuses to throw at the combine. Then he meets with Spielman and Turner. Then he underperforms at his proday, perhaps to throw off interest.

    I smell a contract already signed between MN and TBridge.

  4. This girl looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, “Is that Corona or Bud?”

    I said, “There’s a tap underneath; taste it and find out.”

    ***********

    I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”

    I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

    ***********

    I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

    “Really” she said, “Go on then…try.”

    After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”

    I said, “Yesterday.”

    ***********

    I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

    The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

    ***********

    I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Nice legs.”

    The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so?”

    I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now”.

  5. Have any of you read the book ‘THE FIX IS IN’ by Brian Tuohy? Makes you really question how fair professional sports is. I was already convinced the NBA is run like the WWE, they describe themselves as sports entertainment now I mean come on! Don’t even start me with the 2009 New Orleans Saints!

      • It’s bigger than just Manning. What would they gain from Manning winning? They got the matchup they wanted that’s all that matters. Bucks are dead last in the NBA but I think we all know they’re not getting that #1 pick. The NBA is just so blatantly obvious it’s like we’re all being punk’d. I mean that Chris Paul trade getting blocked for “basketball reasons” then he ends up in LA yeah right buddy. ESPN won’t talk about it because they reap all the money. I don’t believe the NFL is that rigged but that whole Saints playoff run…come on. Those refs were told to miss the call if the opportunity presented itself.

  6. Jacksonville, Oakland, Cleveland and Tampa Bay all pick all pick before us and they have a worser QB draft record than us. That means that if any of the top three QB’s are left by the time we pick, Vegas odds dictate that will be the correct one to get. Makes perfect sense if you don’t think about it.

  7. There are only 2 ways to kill Knobschall/Count Dickula…

    (1)…..In the early morning hours, when all REAL ‘reporters’ are out getting leads, find him in his coffin, stake him, cut off his head and fill his mouth with garlic, take out his heart ( then burn it ) and bury him upside-down at a crossroads.

    (2)…..Have him see his reflection in a mirror.

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