94 comments on “HAPPY HALLOWEEN KIDS.

  1. Musgrave is genius. I always say concise precise language shows superior intellect. I heard he now carries the schemes hidden inside a fortune cookie– brilliant! Foolproof security- if anyone tampers with the cookie, he will know it’s time to revise the offensive plans.

  2. Man the Bears did a really great job of game planning for the Packers passing game tonight. Just shut it down. Packers were expected to throw it all over the field but this defense really stepped up their game.

  3. Married Life: (why I’m not)

    · After both suffering from depression for awhile, the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, screw it, I’ll soldier on!

    The wife’s back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

    I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or “foreplay” as she likes to call it.

    I woke up this morning at 8 and just felt that something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.

    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I’d slept with. I told her, “Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!”

    I’ve just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she’s moving during sex.

  4. I’m SO sick of the media’s fascination with green bay. Gruden was the modern day Madden-to-Favre love affair last night, and that’s not even mentioning that douchebag joe buck. They got beat at home by a team in the exact same position you morons!!!!!!!!! Fuck em all.

    • AND then listen to Gruden during a Vikings game. I think I opened everyone’s eyes when we played the Giants that Gruden should NEVER be a HC for the Vikes. NEVER. But I saw some blogger on another sports site suggest such the other day. NOOOO.

  5. Vikings play Thursday night and everyone knows they suck during primetime. Redskins will win in a close game that ends with another last second let down by the defense. Skins 31 – Vikings 24

  6. I know some of you don’t like Manzeil because he has attitude, but you can’t deny his work ethic and what he does on the field…remember Elway, nobody liked what he did when he got drafted-refusing to go to the Colts, and choosing his team going to the Broncos. That turned out OK for that cocky kid…

  7. Look at it this way…Bridgwater? what has he really done…Boyd? inconsistent…Manzeil puts up solid numbers (against some of the best defenses) week after week. IMO no other QB comes close to his talent-others are great, but are more system QB’s-you know how that turned out…

    • All due respect, Viking-ology, and I agree with the last four steps, butFrazier has forward thinking philosophy – “If you don’t do well, this week, that’s okay, you can try again next week.” We need a coach who will do whatever it takes to win, one game at a time. WHY OH WHY was not Cassel in after week two? We may not be at the top of the heap, but I am betting we would be 4-4 right now.

      • It’s just like what that devilishly handsome guy said who commented on the story link I posted above (“Ponder deserves to start”) – Cassel beats Ponder on all categories except rushing yards, rushing TDs, and number of R’s in your name.

        Why are they starting Ponder unless they are playing for a high draft pick?

  8. Why the Redskins can cover the spread

    After an 0-3 start, Washington has won three of its last five games. The Redskins rank fifth in total offense and sixth in rushing and are holding the ball for an average of over 31 minutes per game. In the NFL, teams that win the time-of-possession battle cover the spread nearly 70 percent of the time.

    Finally, Washington just beat Minnesota one year ago 38-26, piling up 183 yards on the ground. Washington is 5-1 against the Vikings since 1980, according to the OddsShark.com NFL database.

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