153 comments on “Megadeth for gameday ….

  1. 1st Class Seating

    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN

    ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS

    SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS

    TO SEE HER TICKET.

    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY

    CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M

    GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS

    THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE

    BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN

    ECONOMY, AND WON’T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO

    EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY

    SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

    THE BLOND REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M

    GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD

    HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST

    THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON’T LISTEN TO REASON.

    THE PILOT SAYS, “YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I’LL

    HANDLE THIS, I’M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.”

    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,

    AND SHE SAYS, “OH, I’M SORRY.” AND GETS UP AND GOES

    BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND

    ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT

    ANY FUSS.

    “I TOLD HER, “FIRST CLASS ISN’T GOING TO TORONTO “.

  2. “Enslave and impoverish the middle class
    Make them dependent then strip it all away
    Al-CIA-da, destruction, and democide
    Addiction, corruption, every word’s a lie

    Races, classes, sexes, religious wars
    Destroy the family, and what love is for

    The Fed and the Bankers own all the politicians
    May I introduce you to the sons of perdition?
    Replace the dictators Washington appointed
    The Devil Messiahs and the dangerously disappointed

    They lie to themselves, pleased with what they’ve done
    Soon they all will be repaid and there’s nowhere to run”

    Dave Mustaine from “Dance in the Rain”

  3. I think that AP will be thinking that asshole who killed his son is in the end zone and Those 11 guys with the panthers helmet are in his way!!! I almost feel sorry for them. I damn near pulled my hamstring just thinking about him running!

  4. Rock, ‘Carolina Panthers’ unscrambled is ‘ Lets Corn a Piranha ‘, which is also the name of my best-selling cookbook.
    Can I put you down for a few orders @ only $ 49.95 each ?

  5. Unfortunately, our coaching staff will most likely finish out the year…

    Ponder will get the start next three weeks-we will lose all three. Freeman will come in and we will lose the final eight games.

    Final Record: 1-15 (the only win coming from another country) Worst Viking record in history.

    WE NEED A NEW DIRECTION-WE NEED A NEW COACHING STAFF!!!

  6. I think musgrave called that same play when matt threw his first interception,same panther intercepted it,it looked like the same play,I think musgrave needs to put his glasses back on

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